CHRISTMAS GIFT, thank you all! <3

LOVE CHRISTMAS VERY MUCH BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET A LOT OF PRESENT <3<3<3

Yeah, not every years I get a present that I hoped for, but I really happy by just received your gift!! <3

And sorry, I didn't give any gift for anyone =____=;; *slapped*

and I'm too busy went to sooo many midnite sale, so I didn't draw anything to celebrate this christmas >A<;;

(sigh.. I'm really a shopaholic ==;;)

I just draw this for Hantje, just a quick doodle in less than 15 minutes.

using base that I found in deviantart, and edited poorly in photoshop. That's all 8D
sorry, I'm too damn lazy to draw anything... And DW6 distract me somehow :P ('cause Gan Ning is too handsome... Believe me >////w/////<)

okay then, that's all the lazy things I did in holiday, and then, the christmas present~

a cute bracelet, a gift from my auntie... I love the green one the most!! >w<

(yeah, I can colour it and change it into Apollo's bracelet LOLOLOLOL)

And then, the present from my other auntie~
No, not the dress (btw, that's the dress I wore in Abhe's birthday party :P) or the jacket, but that strange object in the middle~

ZOOM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE HOW STUPID IS IT FACE 8'DDDDD

it's actually a small bag XDDDD

now, the present from my family~

do you think this is a book or something? Yeah, my brother thinks so~

and... it's...

GINDOKEI OMG *faint*

I almost fainted when I opened these QwQ

yeah, state alchemist mark and a necklace with alchera symbol >w<

(I already saw this necklace, same as Hantje's necklace XDDD)

"Don't forget 3 Oct 11!" written here too *w*

so, that's all for my christmas present <3

actually I got another present such as bathroom towel and FMA t-shirt, and also a gift art too! <3

Thanks all! >3<

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

HEYHO!! Today is christmas day!! woohooooooo!! *caramelldansen*

well, I don't really have something surprising for this christmas, really.. Or just because I'm already too old?? LOL

yes, when I still a little kid, I stayed up until midnight to wait santa claus come to my house. And my mother always said,

"Just go to sleep, I'll keep your gift from santa and tell your message to santa. Did you have some message for him?"

and I'll answer, "I wanna -insertsomeselfishgifthere-! Thanks anyway!"

And I went to my bedroom. Since I'm not a good kid, I'll woke up around 5 a.m (I can't woke up earlier than that when I was a child LOL) and disappointed because santa isn't there. And my mother, once again will said :

"too bad, santa is already go back to north pole."

Yeah, I thought it was funny memories to remember XDDDD

So, next year is 2010.

I'll be seventeen in June. Please come to my sweet seventeen party >w< (thought it still a long time)

I'll be 12th grader in July/August. Hope I'll get a good score and will study harder ;w;

And so, I make an art summary meme in dA :

I.. I know my art isn't really good, but I'm proud to submit this XD

I'm too lazy to copy paste my comments per months here, so if you wanna read about that, just come to my deviantart page >w< *slapped*

I.. I really dunno how to say it.. But I really touched when I look at my old drawings... It's so bad so I wanna cry LOLOLOLOLOL

No, Not because of that! I'm touched because I just learned how to colouring in digital since 6 months ago, and now I can't live without digital colouring! Wuahhhhhhh TT//^//TT

I'll improve my art skills so I won't lose to other deviantARTIST that I stalkered!!

And also, I'm chatted yesterday at twitter with Ageha-san and Vai-san about alay (if you dunno what's alay, go google it because I dunno how to explain this word LOLOL), I asked them to open my fanfiction.net account to saw how alay I am (??).

(It's hard to explain but... Yeah, I'm alay when I still on the junior high school. Badly influenced with my alay friends Tachon and Kumel *slapped*)

So, at the first Ageha-san laughed so hard when read my profile (and I'm laughing too... But strangely I didn't edit or delete that profile LOL), but after read some of my fanfic, she praise me .////.

Uh yeah, all of my fanfiction written in semi-alay language (?), but somehow I feel happy when read all of the comments, unread or already I read. And maybe I have some kind things called 'flashback'.

I really excited when i received comment on my first fanfiction ever, replying "thank you!!" several times to all my readers, met all of my multiply friends, joined infantrum (I hope it's still exist), act like detective to solve the fire flamer case, and climax is... I know that The Fire Flamer isn't a total outsider for me.. It's one of my bestfriends, and she have some strong motive to do that (and I agreed with her). And then, I quit fanfiction.net and start to write my fanfiction on my multiply blog.

I know I hate the way I wrote them, but if you have a time, please take a look and tell me what do you think about my fanfiction ;u;

because I wanna start making fanfiction again <3

And, all of the story above is more than 1 years ago LOLOLOL

I have soooooo many stories to tell you, but I dunno want to start from where (maybe I'll make a novel about it? LOL). If you wanna know it, please tell me and I'll be happily tell it for you >w<

And.. this new year babbling post will be continue <3

thank for reading ! >3<

IMAH NANAS

Yesterday, my cousin and my auntie from Sukabumi come to my house OwO

Sukabumi is a small city in West Java, near Bandung. It's cold there and still lot of traditional vehicle such as delman and becak. Okay, it's very unimportant. Just google it if you curious about that. *smacked*

So, she asked us to go to the Kidzania, so we went to the Pacific Place Mall. When my brother and my cousin still playing in Kidzania, my mother, my auntie and me decided to take a look in Pacific Place.

And, oh gosh, ONE PIECE OF T-SHIRT IS ALMOST Rp.1.000.000,-!! (it's about $100)

And I don't saw any advantages to make that damn t-shirt sooo expensive, it's just one piece of ordinary t-shirt you know! Better you buy it on Mangga Dua, you can get 3 pieces of t-shirt like that for Rp.100.000! (about $10)

I wonder who wants to spent $100 to buy one piece of t-shirt? :/

And yeah, there's a christmas sale too. I wanna that green hoodie, it's looks so cute >w<

The normal price is $300, but after discount it has to be $100. Dammit, that's not a big difference for me =____=;;

Forget about that damn price.

Oh, there's special event at Pacific Place too. The theme is Spongebob's Christmas, and there's a Spongebob's Pineapple house! It's soooo similar to the real one in the television.

OH YEAH THAT'S VERY CUTE >//W//<

and Santa Patrick & Spongebob too~

my cousin looks so excited with that Pineapple house, but too bad that house isn't open for public :/

we must buy Nickelodeon's items first, so we can enter that cute house. But remember, it has to be expensive too, so we didn't do it.

My cousin looks so disappointed, and at the end she said,

"hayang asup imah nanas..."

(="I wanna enter Pineapple's house in Sundanese XDD)

LOL I'm laughing so hard X'DDDD

Don't have anything to tell, so...

I really don't have any good stories to share with you all lately, seriously T___T

Sorry, it seems my blog has changed so much since I moved here ORZ

Yeah, my old blog seems has a lot of great stories than this blog =______=;;

how I miss my old blog... And my friends there ;;A;;

I.. I dunno how to say it, but I think my life is completely different now. No, I don't have any problems that makes me feel desperate like when I was still in the 9th grade then, there's nothing changed around me. But if I see from the different point of view, I will see a completely different from the world that I know. Too many contradictions to find, too many stories lies untold. Sorry for being so strange this day, but I really want you all to know my feelings now. No one to blame, and no one is guilty.

You will think like someday if you have noticed that your life is just like in the manga stories. No, I don't mean like fairy tale, mecha or some mystical stories.... But yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about. My school is all-girls school and... (fill in the blanks. Don't have any clue? Go read Strawberry Panic or Maria -sama ga Miteru.)

Okay, thanks for reading my wishy-washy-that-don't-have-any-resolution! By the way, I still improving my art skills, since I don't have any skills except this ORZ =_____=;;

(I will die if I live without Ludwig LOLOLOL)

(strange) lineart version of this, I made this for my friends Ivanya-san <3

I know Ivan's stomach has too thick lineart on that ORZ

GYAKULOIDDDDD~~
I dunno why I have some fetish on Kagamine Twins' sailor costume ORZORZ

Honestly, I never draw the real Kagamine twins hohohohohohho *slapped*

(oh, and I uploaded them in my dA too. Go check them and fave them if you like <3)

CLICK FOR BIGGER SIZE

These linearts are free to use if you wanna colour them, but please notice me if you finished <3>

Okay, enough random blabbering. Thanks for reading! <3

Oh yeah, 2 days left~

Tomorrow is history and the theory is SOOOO MUCH. It's killing me zbcabscdbcjbsdlfad D:

But, what am I doing here?? Not study but online hahahhaha

Yeah, you can call my act is some kind of suicide. But honestly I have some confidence for tomorrow's exam... Dunno why .____.

Not enough study uggghhhhh *headslam*

Btw, I already read your entry, Kei-chan~

SDXAKDLHBAS LET'S GET MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED.

*gives marriage certificate* Sign in here, don't worry it's just a calendar~ *v* <--hetalia episode xx LOL

oh yeah, that isn't a lie though, I really said it =v=;;v *slapped*

Just a joke! yeah, a joke!! Hahahahahaha

And.... another doodle of European's coloring style. I'm really into this =v=;;

[INDONESIAN]

nah, buat yang dodol2, gw post dalem bahasa Indo aja sebelom ketololan gw go international~

Jadi, tadi pagi gw melewati tol Jatiwarna pas mau sekolah. Tiba-tiba gw melihat sesosok orang yang masuk ke jalan tol. Gw si udah curiga, secara orang yang masuk jalan tol tanpa mobil itu aneh *ya iyalah*

dan, setelah agak deket, gw melihat dia pake baju warna beige, tapi agak ketat. Emmmm, ternyata bukan baju beige, dan ngga ketat juga. GA PAKE BAJU GBSDVASBLDKAFHKS

Kesimpulan gw dia adalah orang gila. Jadi gw pun mengalihkan pandangan dari dia. Eh, bokap gw yang ngeliat malah ikut2an ngelyatin tuh orang gila.

"ASTAJIM, APAAN TUH DEL???"

"Gatau pa, orang stress kali."

"Cewek ya??"

"Hah??"

*bengong*

"Gatau, ga merhatiin. (dan buat apa juga diperhatiin?)"

"Kalo yang telanjang itu cewek, kita balik lagi yuk del..."

Gw langsung nyari papan buat nimpuk bokap gw. Nah, berarti sikap mesum gw adalah warisan bokap, jadi bukan salah gw.

Nah, pas kita masuk pintu tol Jatiwarna, si orgil itu pun udah mau deket ke pintu tol. Penjaga tolnya kelyatan panik gitu untuk alasan ga jelas.

Dan salah satu dari dua biji penjaga tol itu ngambil semacem walkie talkie, nyalain, terus ngomong ke temennya.

"Roger, di pintu tol Jatiwarna ada orang ga jelas mau masuk tol!!"

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sumpe mas bahasanyaaaaa X'DDDDD

(dan gw sudah menghabiskan 15 menit dari hidup gw untuk menulis entry geje ini. Lalalaalalalala belajar sejarah lagi ahhh)

3 days left~

Hello there, how are u doin'??? OvO <--feels like nothing happened LOL *smacked*

Oh yeah, I'm in the middle of exams now... =v=;;

And this 3 days feels like in the hell, I'm not having enough sleep or food zzzzzzz

(oh yeah, because usually I forgot to have some lunch DX)

And, my life changed drastically... I usually slept in the afternoon, and then study until 3 A.M.

I'm a vampire hahaha LOL

But, of course, I can't distract my mind from Holland-san... *v*

Oh Himaruya-sensei, why did you create a handsome country like hiiimmmm??? *headslam*

Yeah, I'll draw more doodles about him when this (cursed) exams end.

Just speed paint of Holland-san, Indo-tan (my OC) and Japan-san >w<
I draw them because... Yeah, I'm not too worried for the exams tomorrow OvO *smacked*

I trying my friend's Conchi colouring style, but it seems fail OTL

She teach me an European (?) colouring style, which we must focus on human's skull and blablablabla (I'm not understand it seriously. Sorry ><;;)

enough random babbling. Okay, time to study again! \OwO/

HOLLAND-SAN MARRY ME

So, I checked my Friend Page on Livejournal, and found that picture (without the black doodles LOL)

and...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AGDASVBASLJHFBDSFB OH MY GOD THAT'S HOLLAND. Yesh, Holland.

occupy our vital region again plz *///v///* *smacked*

And, I have no doubt that my lovely country has been occupied by that handsome country for 350 years. HOLLAND-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Ageha-san and Nachin has same opinion with me, that he looks like Jin Akutsu from TeniPuri XDDD

enough randoming, I must study for final exams tomorrow.

Bye minna! \*3*/

おれたち の ラジオ!

idis.mp3 - achuru to erurin

STAY TUNED EVERYONE! >w<

オタク nitez

99,8 JOKER FM

starring アチュル と エルリン

ラジオ

99,8 ジョカー FM

オタク nitez

20.00-21.00 WIB

Hey there, Erlin and me are in the middle of working in our off-air radio programs :D

Of course it's not real, it's for our TIK homework, and we must make a group of two, and then we make an off-air radio records. Our radio's name is JOKER FM 99,8 FM. I told them if JOKER is short for "Jakarta kOta KERen" (Jakarta Cool City LOL), but originally I was inspired by JOKER (Alfred F. JOnes & Arthur KIRkland) from Hetalia. Yes, it was very unimportant. Don;t tell them btw ;) *slapped*

Note : but, it must be JOKIR not JOKER. Hahahahahaha some of Javanese phrase?? X'DDD

And, We just recorded first 4 parts, and there are about 3 parts left ;;A;;

It's a bilingual radio, so Erlin will speak in Japanese, and I'll translate into Indonesian. And yeah, my translation is really really horrible. I have a very childish voice too btw, and sometimes you'll hear me a little bit nyolot (what's the english for this?? Bad-mouthed??) =v=;;

Wish me luck in our radio program anyone! >v<

And, I dunno how to upload a sound file here. Maybe I'll just give you the link to some audio sharing sites like esnips or aimini.net OvO

I'll upload it tomorrow, because I have a Japanese exam tomorrow and I haven't prepare it yet =v=;;d

And also! I'll update about its cover too! Featuring mine and Erlin's OC <3

Some preview of our radio programs.. And the high voice is mine =v=;;

I don't know how to make my voice more slow ORZ

(I'll start my voice training like Apollo Justice LOLOLOL)

equipment :)

Okay, in this post, I'll introduce some of my best friend in my drawing and doodle progress :)

The first one is the most important things for traditional drawing. Yeah, paper!
I usually using any HVS paper nearby because that's cheap and you can buy it everywhere LOL. But my pics are often lost, so I decided to change it into A4 Kiki Sketchbook. And, also this is cheaper than other sketchbook in the bookstore coughcoughcough. Yeah, I'm poor... :(

In the pic was Lyra A4 sketchbook, but I'm not using it anymore because it has *coughcough* bad quality of paper *coughcough* and I always having a bad result of scanning :(

And yeah, you can take a look the difference..

Lyra Sketch Book

(It's too dark btw D8 and because it's just a pencil sketch, editing this picture is a painful ;A;)

HVS Paper 70 gr
Pic 1 : that was my gift art for my school friend, Andrea or you can call her Kanone or whatever~ *slapped*

Looks better than the first one rite?? :)

Pic 2 : Looks normal, right? But let's take a closer look at the below the butterfly, above the table... and, WAHHH!! There's a ghost!! ;A;

Actually that's not a ghost... I drawing something behind the paper, and the scan result was... like this ORZ ORZ

A4 Sketchbook Kiki
I love this result the best :)
It's easiest to editing LOLOLOL <--lazy And... Lineart looks thicker? It's not my scanner's fault, that's because I changed my style from semi-shoujo style into shounen style which has thicker lineart :)

And maybe if you doing a lot of traditional works, I recommend you to using a little bit more expensive paper like Canson to get the best result...

Yeah, some of my friends are traditional artist, and you can check their works at their deviantart~ (and what I write here is their nicknames LOLOL)

AiraxHeaven

Heart-chan

Sakura2ice

the next is... COLOR PEN!!
Yeah, not only for drawings, I use them a lot for doodling! :D

And yeah, almost 85% the things in my pencil case is this items LOLOLOL

First pic :

That was my newly discovered doodling tools, It called MAPED COLOUR PEPS!

First I just bought it because the Stabilo pen is too expensive for me ORZ, and I just bought two colour of it.

And, I love it! The design is simple and easy to use, the colour is good and attractive... And most of all, IT'S CHEAP!!! XDDD *slapped*

Second pic :

my other various colouring tools, that was :

• Stabilo pen. But because it's expensive I just have three colours of it :(
• Penciltic, it has 8 colours but the ink isn't waterproof... Yeah, not a big problem I know..
• Snowman board marker, for colouring big areas.
• Snowman white marker, honestly I don't know what I must do with this pen... Because I usually use it to wrote my names on the text books LOLOLOL
• Snowman red spidol
• Erasable violet stabilo

Next, this is my drawing pen. Because I rarely do traditional art, so I just use this pen to make my art assignment LOL

I bought it at Mal Artha Gading, it was one packet called 'manga packet' or whatever, and the special price is just Rp. 75.000,- (about $7,5)

Still expensive, I know... But luckily my father bought it for me LOL

The next is, of course pencil and eraser.
I prefer mechanical pencil than a normal pencil, because I'm too lazy to sharpen it =___=;; *slapped*

I have a lot of mechanical pencils, but I love this one very much :)
It was a present from my friend Audrey, and she choose the green colour because she knows that I love green colour very much :)

Lastly, the tools to do some digital arts :)

There is my laptop, and I call him (?) Ludwig LOLOLOL

For the tablet, I using Genius tablet, and that's originally not mine, but that my brother's. Because he rarely using it, so I'll take it LOLOLOL

The scanner, sadly it's not mine too, it's my uncle's (I'm really poor LOL). He gave me that's scanner because he's not using it again in his office.

For the software, I use SAI Paint Tool (cracked version LOL) and Photoshop 7.0. For the vector art, I use Adobe Illustrator CS3, and for the pixel art... I use Paint LOL

And, that's all! Feel free to ask me whatever you want to know :)

Changing Layout 8DDD

Hiya thereeee~~ 8DDD

I change my blog layout, looks more simple, rite?? 8DDDD

Yeah, the main reason of changing blog layout is... Maybe I'll submit more my fanarts and drawings, and I think the old layout isn't compatible with that LOL

and then... Maybe I'll start using english. I know my english sucks btw D8

SasoDeii... Yeah, long time not drawing Naruto fanart LOLOL

GAVINCESSSTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dies*

Benda berwarna biru itu namanya telepon umum

Pada hari Sabtu kemaren, tampak 2 orang bocah aneh bengong di halte Wahidin. Siapa lagi kalo bukan gw ama Olgi yang nunggu bis Senen-Cileungsi coba?? XDDD (liat post yang gw tag bis legendaris LOLOLOL)

Nah, pas gw nunggu bis ajaib ini, tiba2 ujan en terpaksa gw berteduh. Gw berteduh di semacem tempat telepon umum gitu. Mulanya si gw ngobrol ama Olgi seperti biasa, ngerandom. Eh perhatian gw mulai tertuju ama nih telepon umum.

Mulai deh gw ngubek2 isi Pochi *dompet koin gw

LOL* sampe dompet beneran, en akhirnya gw nemuin beberapa koin receh. Ya udah gw coba deh...

TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUT

Mbak : halo~

Gw : WAHHHH NYAMBUUUNNNNGGGGGGGGGG *overjoy*

Mbak : ????

Gw : halo mbak, aku ngetes telepon umum ni hahahahahhaha~ dadaaaaahhhhh~

...dan telepon gw tutup. Geje sangat, gw taw.

dan Olgi yang melihat gw camen ikutan berbuat hal yang sama. Kali ini dia masukkin gopek.

TUTUUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUT

Mami Olgi (MO) : halo?

Olgi : WAHHHHH NYAMBUUUUNNNNGGGGGGGGG *overjoy juga*

MO : ???

Olgi : ma, aku lagi nyoba telepon umum koin nih, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ayo ngobrol ma~

MO : dasar kamu aneh~ udah, mama tutup yah!

Olgi : EHHHH, TUNGGU TUNGGU!! *lirik phone credit di layar* MASI SISA 400 LAGI NI!! Sayang kan?? Ayo ngomong apa aja deh ma!!

MO : Selamat siang.

Olgi : masa gitu doang? Sayang ni masi 400 aaaaa~~ <--pelit abis

MO : ya udah, kamu deh gantian ngomong!

...Percakapan dipotong di sini, karena udah panjang, isinya ga penting lagi. Intinya kita bercamen2 ria sampe gw kehabisan duit receh. Kalo ditotal2 ada kali gw abis lima rebu wakakakakakakakakakak XDDDD

Okeh, masa camen gw berakhir. Sekarang gw mau randoming soal game yang baru aja dikasi Erlin.

GYAKUTEN SAIBAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAANNNNNNNNN *gugulingan*

Meski kayaknya game utamanya Phoenix Wright, tapi sepertinya gw lebih demen Apollo Justice ato Miles Edgeworth deh *3* -disepak-

aaaaaaaa Apollo ukee aaaaaa~ *random sangat, I know*

**ART DUMP**

Not a major character, muncul di Turnabout Serenade (Apollo Justice)

errrrr, anda ga kenal? Sama dong, saya juga ga kenal lalalalalalala~~

(Maksud hati mau gambar Machi Tobaye, tapi kalo ga mirip ya udah deh, anggap aja OC gw ORZ)

(fake doujin preview. Hope I can finish this D:)

Shinatty, oh shinatty~

SOCIAL

Pas pertama gw masuk, salah satu temen gw yang bernama Mawar (16, bukan nama sebenarnya) *halah, ngikutin koran LOLOLOL* pernah bilang gini ke gw :

"Gw nyesel masuk sini. Apaan IPS?? sosial?? sok sial ada juga!"

..Dan gw yang masik bimbang agak mikir juga. Apa jangan2 gw masuk ke jurusan yang benar2 cuma pelarian gw doang?? Ato gw masuk karena gw gamao ngelawan kenyataan jahanam bernama fisika??

tapi ternyata, PILIHAN GW GA SALAH!!

Gw ngerasa kalo gw merasa idup, dan dengan beberapa peristiwa belakangan ni, gw semakin merasa dengan masuknya gw ke IPS, paling ngga gw jadi jago berkomunikasi dan ngga hikikimori amet. Dan lagian, temen sekelas gw adalah orang2 yang sangat baik! XDDD

Cerita bermulai dari kemaren.

Gw ngantuk berat, sementara kolor2 gw yang sangat indah itu menjerit2 minta dicuci. Lagian juga, kalo ga dicuci bisa2 gw ke sekola ga berkolor lusa, jadi terpaksalah gw menyetel alarm jam 17.30.

Eh, jam 17.30 kaga bunyi en gw malah bangun dengan sukses jam 6 sore. Yawdah deh gw nyuci kilat dengan cara ngucek2 cucian di bak mandi. Bagi anak asrama yang mandi jam 6 lewat en mandi di kamar mandi nomor 4, kalo lo merasa aernya aneh, berarti itu bekas kolor gw. Maap mamen~ *disepak*

Nah, besoknya di sekola, gw ngga ngecek2 hape lagi dan pelajaran dimulai seperti byasa. Dan, jam 07.30, dimulailah insiden ini.

TETETETETET TETETETETETET TETETETETETETETET

ASTAJIM. Ternyata alarm gw disetel jam 07.30, BUKAN 17.3o.

dan Nia yang langsung tanggap dengan alarm gw *sementara gw masi cengok*, langsung tereak2 pura2 nyanyi.

"NANANANANANNAANANANANANANNANA~~~"

..dan yang laen menyusul tereak2.

"BU!! AC NYA PANAS!!"

"BU!! AC NYA GEDEIN DONG!!"

"PANAAAAAASSSSSS!!"

"Oh, panas ya??" Si ibu pun beralih ngambil remot AC dan ngurusin AC, sementara gw membungkam hape gw nan imyut itu. Dan sekali seumur hidup, pertama kalinya gw selamat berkat bantuan yang laen!!

Huwaaaa gw terharuuuuuu!!! *pelukin anak gipsum satu2*

Dan tiba2 gw teringet kalo setaun yang lalu hapenya Tina juga pernah gitu, dengan model hape yang sama kayak gw, plus ringtone yang bunyi juga sama persis HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(bawa sial banged tuh Heavenly Harp HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *gapenting*)

JAKARTA MAGNITUDE 6.6

(maaf kalo angkanya salah LOOOLL)

Akhir2 ini banyak gempa bumi yah =w=d

Kalo kata Pak Hari sih, itu disebabkan oleh pergeseran lempeng bumi yang belom stabil dan blablablablabla *yangbacatidursemua*

Gempa pertama itu tanggal berapa gw lupa, tepat setelah gw dan Olgi kencan di IP. wahskandalskandalskandalskandallllll 8DDD *taboked*

Abis puas donlot, gw en Olgi pun ke dunkin donut di samping IP karena laper abis. Abis mesen, taw2 semua pegawai DD en pengunjungnya panik2 langsung keluar DD. Ga lama kemudian semua orang yang ada di gedung pos terutama IP ikut keluar juga. Semuanya bertampang cemas sambil ngelyat ke arah gedung pos, dan gw masi ngga ngeh apa yang terjadi. Gw kira gedung pos mau runtuh ato ada orang maw loncat dari gedung pos. Zzzzz bego lo del.

Gw : Olgi, ada apaan si??

Olgi : Bego lo, ga ngerasa tanahnya goyang??

Gw diem sesaat, en gw merasakan tanahnya goyang. Goyangnya ngga heboh si, kayak naek perahu gitu meskipun lumayan kenceng.

Gw pun pegangan ke si Olgi, tapi begonya ngga keluar dari DD. Gw si mikir, kalo beneran makin heboh en DD runtuh, paling ngga gw mau ngambil beberapa biji donat gratis sebelom nyelamatin diri wakakakakakakak

Abis sekitar semenit gw pegangan ke si Olgi en berharap DD runtuh (donatgratisdonatgratisdonatgratis), gw ngelyat ada ibu2 yang dengan santainya diem depan counter DD.

Si ibu : lho dek, kenapa pada keluar??
Gw : errrr bu, ini lagi gempa lo... Ibu ga kerasa?

Si ibu : OHHH INI GEMPA TOOOHHHHH SAYA KIRA SAYA SEMPOYONGAN GARA2 LAPER

......

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gw malah sempet2nya ngakak di tengah gempa. Ga lama kemudian gempanya berenti dan semua pegawai en pengunjung DD masuk lagi. Gw akhirnya bayar donat yang gw beli deh. Tjuih, ga jadi dapet donat gratis... *disepak*

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Nah, di gempa yang keduwa, gw lagi nongkrong di sekolahan bareng hantje, kachank, aum en laen2. Kita lagi asik2 ngobrol depan bangsal OR, en gw lagi ngecek SMS masuk.

Tiba2 si Kachank diri, terus heboh2 ndiri maksa gw en yang laen diri en kabur. Gw masi ga konek, dan tiba2 gw merasakan sensasi lempeng litosfera yang bergoyang. Ga jauh dari situ, anak TPSU yang lagi latihan lari2 heboh ke lapangan Lourdes.

Merasakan bahaya yang mengancam (dan ngga ada barang gratis yang mungkin diambilin LOL). gw menarik Hantje yang masi bengong ke lapangan Lourdes juga. Yang laen ikutan lari, en beberapa saat kemudian kita semua udah ngumpul di lapangan Lourdes sampe gempa berenti.

Sampe gempa berenti, si Hantje masi ga ngerti apa yang terjadi. Dya kira malah ada penampakan! bwakakakkakakakakakakak XDDD

Abis insiden itu, gw pun balik ke asrama bareng Monique. Mana si Monique malah bayangin kayak di Final Destination pulak, kita semua ngira udah aman di Lapangan Lourdes, eh rupanya sekolahnya malah runtuh en nimpa kita. Headline koran besoknya : "Teater Putri Santa Ursula tidak jadi tampil! Seluruh anggotanya tewas bersama beberapa siswa tak dikenal"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA. IMAJINASIMU TINGGI NAK.

CAMEN

Judulnya sesuai kelakuan gw, karena emang dasarnya gw camen ato cacad mental. Ternyata bukan cuma gw doang yang camen, tapi temen2 en keluarga gw kelakuannya camen semua. Mau bukti?? Edufair tadi mengungkap ke-camen-an orang2 di sekitar gw.

BUKTI 1

Pas edufair Sanur tadi, emak gw pun dateng dengan ogah2an bersama adek gw. Dya masuk ke tempat univ apaaa gitu, yang udah jelas cuma ada jurusan kedokteran doang. Emak gw pun bertanya dengan muka sangat camen.

"Mas, anak saya IPS. Bisa masuk sini ga??"

Gw cengok.

Mulanya gw kira emak gw ngeledek anaknya yang masuk IPS (tsaahhhh, dibahas lagi =A=), dan emak gw ngelanjutin ke univ berikutnya. Kalo ga salah univ apaa gitu di Singapur.

Emak gw : Mbak, ada jurusan kedokteran??

Mbak2 : ada bu. Jurusan kedokteran kami paling bagus lho lalalalalalalala blablablablabla~

Emak gw : Anak saya IPS loh, bisa masuk ga?

Mbak2 : ........................ *cengok dengan muka aneh*

Setelah beberapa univ digituin nyokap, gw pun nanya. Dan emak gw dengan santainya jawab :

"Abis asik si ngelyatin tampang penjaga stand nya bego gitu denger mama hahahahahahahahahaha"

Sumpe ma, mama camen abis.

Gw pun narik nyokap gw balik sebelom dya mengacau dengan ke-camen-an nya itu.

BUKTI 2

Pas gw membawa adek gw keliling edufair, tuh anak laper tereak2 minta makan. Pengennya si gw sumpelin sendal gunung gw, tapi berhubung Adel adalah kakak yang baek maka gw pun menemani dya beli popcorn.

Datenglah Vince si tante mesum dan anak2 panitia laennya. Dya nanya nama adek gw, dan adek gw sikap ansos nya kumat. Bukannya jawab dya malah cengar cengir en sembunyi belakang gw.

"Namanya Alfonsus." Jawab gw asal2an, en adek gw kaget pas denger nama indahnya diubah.

"ohhhh Alfonsusssssss..."

Dan sejak saat itu, adek gw berganti nama jadi Alfonsus karena temen2 gw tawnya adek gw bernama Alfonsus. Wakakakakakakakakak

BUKTI 3

Sambil nunggu kerjaan kuli panggul, gw maen ama mpok, dufan, hantje en nindi. Mulanya mae plesetan geje, en akhir2nya malah bikin cerita bersambung yang psycho abis. Cerita pertama tentang seorang putri dan seekor katak, eh malah nyambung2 ke raja yang homo en putrinya lesbi, sampe aggghhhh ga bisa dijelasin saking ancurnya.

Dan di cerita keduwa, si nindi yang udah males nyambung cerita, malah matiin karakter ndiri dengan bikin cerita 'nindi mati jatoh dari bianglala'. Sumpe itu bego abis.

Mana si dufan bikin cerita dya perang naek magic pegasus segala lagi XDDD

dan gw?? Gw bikin cerita menghidupkan kembali nindi, eh malah jadi homunculus <--nah camennya keluar 8DDDD

BUKTI 4

selese edufair, gw pun balik ke basecamp a.k.a lab fisika tempat kita nangkring bareng hantje, vince ama nindi. Karena laper, gw pun memutuskan untuk makan snack yang tadi dibagiin, isinya lemper ama risol.

Seinget gw, waktu kelas 1 en gw jadi panitia konsumsi, gw makan ama ayam nih risol. Kata si ayam risol bu surti ato apaaa gitu.

(bu surti adalah guru mat gw 8DD)

dan mulai deh percakapan camen gw.

Hantje : SUMPE NI RISOL ENAK ABISSSSSSSSSS QAQ <--sampe nangis terharu *lebay*

Gw : Ini kan risol bu surti~

Vince + Nindi : HEEEEE??????

Gw : iye bener!! Bu surti kan selaen guru, dya juga bikin risol blablablablablabla <-- malah ngarang cerita seenaknya tentang bu surti

...dan gw pun melanjutkan RP sebagai bu surti dan disambut dengan tabokan yang laen.

BUKTI 5

Masi di dalem homebase, gw en laen2 aus. Tiba2, bagai turun dari surga, ada lemonade masi setengah penuh ditaro di samping meja kita. Namanya juga orang kecapean, bekas orang aja kelyatan bagai wine kelas tinggi~

Nindi en vince pandang2an. Itu tuh pake gelas model hop2 yang ada tutupnya gitu, en mereka jadi segan karena gw nakut2in siapa taw tuh gelas bekas dipake bapak2 staff, ato lebih parah lagi bekas guru. Dan karena mereka camen, TUTUP GELASNYA DIBUKA DAN MEREKA MINUM DARI TEPI GELAS NTUH.

wakakakakakakakakakak, camen abis.

Tuh minum dari setengah penuh sampe ampir abis diminum vince en nindi X'DDDD

(sementara gw ama hantje yang udah agak kalem ngga minum karena jijay wakakakakakak)

Terus, di edufair nii kan temanya Take off! yang kayak bandara2 gitu. Kalo dimisalin bandara beneran berarti petugas penerima tamu itu pramugari, dekor itu petugas bandara, P3K itu klinik bandara, dan kita2 sebagai sie perlengkapan adalah kuli panggul. Tragis sekali sodara2.

I'm Sick QAQ

errrr, 'sick' ini bukan artinya muak ato apa2lah dalem bahasa Indo yang artinya negatif, tapi gw beneran sakit. Sakit ituloh, yang disebabkan oleh bakteri, virus dan teman2nya, yang menyerang tubuh manusia.

APA SI ADEL SAKIT??? BOONG AH!! <--reaksi kebanyakan orang.

Tjuih, oke gw taw gw ini emang sangat sehat walafiat. =_____=;; Semua sakit ini dimulai pas hari Rabu pagi2, gw mandi seperti biasa di asrama. Anehnya, gw ngerasa kayak badan gw melayang2 gitu. Apa ini efek kena aer dingin? Alah, sok elit lo del.

Gw pun flashback ke malem sebelomnya. Hari Selasa malem, gw ngeraep Ludwig karena gw penasaran akan doujin Elricest yang kayaknya udah gw donlot, tapi kok ga ada... Dan karena kenistaan dan kemesuman gw, gw malah keasikan baca doujin2 yang ada di dalem Ludwig. Supaya ga bosen, gw pun makan Chitato en ga kerasa abis sebungkus gede. Setelah kenyang, gw pun tidur. Lalalala~

NAH DOSA GW DI MANAAAA????? QAQ

1. Makan chitato kebanyakan, ga bagi2 ama yang laen pulak

2. Baca doujin R18 banyak2

3. Udah baca doujin R18, incest pulak!

....errr, dosa gw emang banyak ternyata. *nyerah*

Akhirnya gw pun ke sekolah make jaket, padahal gw taw udaranya ga dingin tapi gw kedinginan hahahaha. Pas gw turun mau sarapan, emang si gw laper. Tapi entah kenapa rasanya mual gitu. Jadi deh kaga makan gw. Hahahahahaha.

Di sekolah gw juga udah terbang2 gitu. Sekedar ngaku dosa aja, gw tidur di pelajaran Sir Dar en Ms. Maria C. Dan lagi, gw ketiduran di pelajaran akun, supaya ga ketauan gw sok2an nanya gitu ama Bu Tuti.

Eh malah ga nyambung sama sekali pertanyaannya. heuheuehueheueheu. Tipikal Adel banged si wakakakakakakaka.

Pas istirahat juga gw gamao makan, rasanya eneg banged DDDX

Makasi lo buat yang nawarin gw makan~ sini gw ciummm >3<

Agh pokoknya begitulah, jadi pulangnya gw langsung berbajaj ke sanmar. Gw jalan ke asrama sempoyongan, entah karena geter2 bajaj ato emang pusing. Setelah gw sampe kamar, gw langsung tidur en kaga makan. Jam 3an baru deh gw telepon nyokap, sambil nangis2 pulak =//A//= Kenapa gw nangis?? Alah, gw pun ga mengerti hahahahahaha.

Akhirnya gw dijemput pulang sekitar jam 7-an. dan, anda taw?? SI TANTE JIN SEMPET2NYA FITNAH EN NGOMEL2 KAYAK SETAN. AGGGHHHHHHH TAW GAG SI GW BENERAN SAKIITTTTT??? (euhh, gw capek ngerant soal ini, Silakan baca twitter gw aja okeokee?? :D)

Dan gw pulang ke rumah gw tertjintah, finally~

Sayangnya gw terus siesta dari kemaren. Wkwkwkwkwkwk. Ternyata badan manusia itu begitu lemah yah~

Dan, kebetulan selama gw sakit adek gw libur dan mbak gw balik. Rame deh rumah heuheuheuehue

Dan suatu pagi, di rumah gw...

Gw : *abis sarapan* mbak, ni obat dimakan ngga?

Mbak : Errr, gataw..

KRINGKRINGKRINGKRING

Gw : eh dri, angkat dong! Kalo itu mamah, tanyain obat adel dimakan lagi ngga? Okeokee??

Adri *adek gw* : *lari ke telepon tanpa basa basi*

5 menit kemudian adek gw balik.

Gw : gimana?? Dimakan ngga??

Adri : ........

Gw : dimakan??

Adri : .............errrrr.........

Gw : WUOY JAWAB WUOY

Adri : errr...errrrrrr....errrrrr

Gw singkat daripada buang2 kuota. Jadi, emak gw teleponnya rusak dan kedengerannya geje di telepon. Terus kenapa adek gw lama gitu di telepon? Alah ga ngerti, ngelepas baju zirahnya dulu kali *kidding euy*

Back to the topic.

Gw : SANA TELEPON MAMA BALIK ATO GW MAKAN SEMUA NIH OBATNYA!! <--ngancem ga guna

Adri : *langsung lari ke telepon*

5 menit kemudian.

Gw : bused, adek gw telepon di Hongkong apa ini?? D<

Mbak : bukannya kalo obat itu diminum semua sesuai resep?

Gw : iya kali yah... Sebelom makanan yang dimakan jadi kotoran, gw makan semua deh obatnya~ -langsung nelen obatnya-

dan beberapa menit setelah itu,

Adri : woy del, kata mama obatnya...

Gw : JSADKJSABCJKSDHBFCJSKDFHDKS UDAH GW MAKAN SEMUA BARU DATENG LO BOCAH

Dan untungnya, emang bener dimakan semua. Ga bakal mati kok makan obat antibiotik lebih satu doang hahaha.

Sumpe adek gw dodol abis.

Dan lagi, gw di rumah pun doodling ga jelas. Dan gw sedang membuat doujin gaje dengan judul :

**HAGANE NO ARISU/FULLMETAL ALICE**

Nantikan di bioskop kesayangan anda! *halah*

Maaf ya, gw ini emang crossdress & maid fetish >D *disepak ke Hongkong*

Penutup

Malem harinya, adek gw bilang gini :

"Del, Elricest itu = Elric Brothers. Kagaminecest= Kagamine Twins. Fujicest=Fuji Brothers. Kita Budiyantocest dong??"

SCBSDJKFBCJSDBVFJDSKF. KAU PINTAR NAK.

Paperchild madnessss~ 8DDD

Heyhoo~

I love this PAPERCHILDDDDD <3>

(sorry blurry =___=;;)

This one is my masterpiece hohohohooo~

wanna see Edward??

"RELEASE ME DAMMIT!"

yeahhhh, I love theseee hohohohohohho <3

Check out Neko-senpai's and Nachin creation too~
Their paperchild is cute~~~ <3

By the way, Himaruya (APH creator) made his own paperchild too! Check it out @ Hetalia LJ comm <3

Who should I molest next?? Hohohooo~

ONIICHAN

Heyhoo~ Ternyata gw demen banget bikin kontroversi XDDDD

Kontroversi yang gw bikin kali ini adalah : Berkaitan dengan BROTHERCOMPLEX dan ONIICHAN. Bwakakakakakakak XDDD *malah bangga*

Jadi begini ceritanya. Nyambung dari post sebelomnya, gw sangat gila ama BROTHERHOOD en SHAMBALALALA. Buat yang udah nonton, nih gw kasih taw beberapa hints HeiderighxEd ato EdxHeiderigh, sesuai dengan selera anda :

1. Pas abis nyelametin Noah, dya ngomong gini :

"Syukurlah Ed tertarik sama wanita.. Soalnya selama ini dya selalu membiacarakan dunia laen.." <--PERHATIAN ABIS 8D

2. Pas Noah nanya tentang baju zirah yang dilyatnya, Ed cerita tentang Al panjang lebar, en Heiderigh mukanya kayak ga enak gitu... *o*

3. Bukannya pas awal2 abis Ed cerita tentang Al, si Heiderigh langsung batuk2?? WKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK

(di copy paste dari wall gw ke Hantje. Males nulis ulang LOL *digebog*)

Meski menurut versi Adel, akhir2nya Edward emang lebih sayang Alphonse daripada Heiderigh. Yang brother complex emang susah euy~ *digebog lagi*

Okeh, back to the topic. Jadi, singkat kata Hiromu Arakawa telah membuat gw gila dengan Elricest.

Alphonse di atas : INI NAMANYA REVOLUSI ADIK ; SAATNYA ADEK DI ATAS BWAKAKAKAKAK >D

Edward di atas : UGGGHHH INI MAH BROTHERCOMPLEX LEVEL MAKSIMUUUMMM

Dan lagi, kemaren gw melihat scanlation Hetalia yang potongannya gw taro di atas; di mana NORWAY manggil ICELAND "oniichan."

ONIICHAN.

*mati*

(scanlation lengkapnya ada di LJ. Selamat mencari! *disepak*)

Dari kemaren gw menggila di twitter gara2 kasus oniichan ini 8D

Nah, dengan segenap jiwa raga burakon gw kumat, gw pun menulis status di MSN :

"GIVE HIM BACK, HE'S MY ONLY LITTLE BROTHER!!"

Quote dari FMA Brotherhood pas Alphonse ilang en Ed mentransmutasiin jiwanya ke jirah besi.

Lalu Ichi, Nana en beberapa orang laen langsung prihatin gitu, mereka kira adek gw ilang. Bahkan si Nachin ngira adek gw punya pacar!! *ngakak gugulingan*

Oh noes, gw lupa kalo gw punya satu biji adek cowok di rumah bwakakakakakakkakak XDDDD

Lalu gw pun menjelaskan kesalahpahaman ini dengan seksama. Okeh, selesai deh kontroversi bagian satu XD

Dan bagian keduwa, ketika gw mulai ngobrol gejeh di twitter baru Ageha, Devi en China XDDDD

ikut2an geje pake tanda #, gw pun menulis :

"#SEANDAINYA GW COWOK, APAKAH GW BAKAL #BROTHERCOMPLEX AMA #ONIICHAN GW???"

Dan kali ini, Liestya en Rena yang kommend. Wakakakakakk. Apakah gw sangat kontroversial beberapa hari ini?? XDD

Kaga usah ganti status msn ah, byar seruuuuu XDD *dihajar*

Shambalalalalala

Heyho. Sudah lewat beberapa hari sejak libur Lebaran dimulai =____=;;

Hantje udah minjemin gw tuh dipidi FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST : SHAMBALA WO YUKU MONO di mana Al muncul dengan sangat ganteeeeennnggg -iloveyouplz- *w* uggghhhpengenraepalphonsedeh~

Dan lalu, pulang dari Hetare Gath, mulanya gw mau online sebentar en abis itu nonton Shambala, eh ternyata nyampe rumah gw langsung tepar.

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Besoknya, gw pun maw nonton Shambala dengan segenap haji jiwa dan raga *halah apaan si*. Gw udah nyiapin Ludwig secara gw males ngambil dipidi player di kamar mutti *contoh ga baek*

Nah, mulanya si berjalan mulus sampe di tengah2, bagian Noah (namanya dikasi taw Hantje LOL) ngobrol ama Alfons Heiderigh. Tiba2... Filmnya mati mendadak.

Gw kira kasetnya rusak, jadi gw menghubungi maintenance shambala (baca : nulis di wall Hantje) en dya bilang baek2 aja. Jadi gw pun berasumsi kalo :

1. Program Dipidi Player dalem Ludwig rusak/error

2. Gw naro kaset ga bener ato semacemnya

3. Ludwig cemburu karena gw lebih merhatiin shambalala daripada dya *WTH*

...Dan belom puas gw memasukkan shambala ke dalem Ludwig (silakan dibaca dalam makna lain uhukuhuk), adek gw si pengacau cilik itu dateng, nangis guling2 minjem Ludwig karena komputer rumah emang lagi rusak.

Berhubung gw lagi kena brother complex... Yawdah lah, Ludwig pun gw relain bwat tuh anak kampret. Gw pun beralih menistai PS2 gw tertjintah.

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Besoknya?? Gw ke Sukabumi mudik. Gw si gamao, tapi dengan iming2 pulangnya ke Bandung, gw pun ikut.

Padahal gw di Sukabumi jadi kebo, seharian tiduuuuuurrrr mulu~

nyampe sana jam 8 pagi, gw tidur karena emang bangunnya subuh banged en gw masi ngantuk. Bangun2 jam 12. Gw makan siang, guling2 bentar, nonton MJ tapi akhirnya channelnya dipindah ama sepupu gw yang pengen nonton berbi.

Jam 3 gw mao baca buku di kamar, eh ketiduran en bangun jam 6.

Apakah ini Hari Kebo buat Adel??

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Dan pagi ini, gw menagih janji pada mutti untuk ke Bandung. Bahkan gw bangun jam stengah 5 saking girangnya *euphoria*.

Hmmm, gw pun mencari Shambala di animart, supaya kalo2 dipidi hantje beneran rusak, gw bisa tetep nonton.

...Dan, begitu gw tanya ama mas2 Animart, katanya anime Hetalia ada bo!!

Gw kira gw ga bakal nemu tuh pelem di sini. Sayangnya, pas gw dateng lagi kosong, dan bakal ada 2 hari lagi. Yang ada di Bandung mungkin bisa ke sana sekarang, sapa taw masi ada XDD

Jadinya gw malah ngeborong FMA : Brotherhood. Dari judulnya aja menurut sudut pandang orang mesum udah kerasa banged incest nya *digebokin rame2*

Dan, daftar tontonan selama libur gw makin banyak deh. Did you know? Delicious Gakuen yang gw beli dari jaman Jepang perang aja belom gw tonton sama sekali zzzz =_____=;;

Nyampe rumah jam 11, en bukannya gw nonton, gw malah online en donlod berbagai doujin mesum. Salahkan Hantje untuk hal ini.

random quote :

ARRRGGGGHHHHKENAPAALPHONSEDIATAAAAASSSSSSS

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hurrrhuuurrrr~

Hello thar.

Gw maw mati gara2 doujin elricest dengan Alphonse di atas.

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Dan akhirnya, gw pun kembali jadi Adel yang normal.

Gw udah menyiapkan dipidi player hasil nyolong nyokap punya, berbagai snack en jus, tempat tidur yang asik buat guling2.

Gw pun menyalakan dipidi player, en mulae berfangirling dengan Alphonse yang begitu kawaii~

Eh, si vatti masuk kamar gw dengan penampilan rapi.

"Del, ayo pergi!"

"Ehhhhh?? Ke manaaaa??"

"Udahlah ikut aja..."

Halah, ga ngerti. Tapi karena kelyatannya mau makan enak, gw ikut deh.

Ternyata, MALAH ACARA KUMPUL2 DYA AMA TEMEN KULIAHNYA HURRRRRRGGGGHHHHH

Apakah normal mengajak seorang anak perempuan berusia 16 taun ke acara bersama temen2nya? D8

Dan gw nyampe rumah jam 6. Kali ini gw musti nonton shambalalalalalalalala hurrhurrrr~

*lari ke dipidi player*

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bolehkah saya ngerandom?

Pernahkah anda melihat senyum Shinatty-chan seperti ini?

Sekarang, lihatlah penampakan orang paling kanan...

JYAH KENAPA GW SENYUM KAYAK SHINATTY GITU HUHUHUHUHUUUUUUUUU
*meratapi nasib*

Bukannya gw senyum ga tulus ato apa, tapi pas Ivanya-san ngejepret, saya belom siap D:

Hyahoo.. Kemaren gw baru balik dari Bandung. Nyampe Jakarta jam 11 malem, tapi dengan begonya gw malah nyalain internet en donlod doujin (mesum) FMA. Gila, padahal gw cuma gugurekasu, tapi nemu doujinnya banyak bangedddd *nangis terharu*, mulai dari hentai, yaoi, yuri semuanya lengkap boooooo~~ *w*

Akhirnya gw malah baru tidur jam 1 setelah menyelesaikan semua donlotan (mesum) gw. Tapi salah satu yang gw dmen itu yang inii :

(doujin hasil ngerampok dari sini, yang mao ngeklaim copyright silakan email saya D: )

Soft Machine Buatan Purachiku Haruka, en ratingnya... Apa lagi kalo bukan R18 coba?? >D -insertpervyfacehere-
Bukannya saya mesum, tapi karena kemaren saya udah ngantuk jadi saya mendahulukan yang R18 dulu~ <--ngeles.com

Jadi ceritanya tentang gimana Ed itu ngerasa bersalah karena gara2 dya si Al tubuhnya jadi ilang en dya dalem baju zirah gitu. En... Entah kenapa karena dya melankolis ato apa, akhirnya dya malah ngajak Al -bajuzirahversion- melakukan -BIBIBIBIBIBIBIBBIB-. Ingat, baju zirah version.

Yang paling menyentuh gw adalah... Pas Ed lagi mesum2nya, dya mentransmutasikan DADADADADADAMNYA Al... SADHBCASJKBCJDSABVFJHDASBFVJHDAS maap gw ga bisa nulis, yang penasaran call me aja lha ato donlod doujinnya, okok?? *dihajar*

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Beidewei, gw jadi belom mengikutin perkembangan Hetalia berikutnya... Apakah Indonesia sudah keluar? <--ngarep

ARUARUARU syndrome againn~

Pada suatu hari yang cerah, seorang bocah kelas 2 SMA jalan-jalan naek buswei ke Kelapa Gading. Pas dya duduk, taw2 ada bapak2 nyamperin. Si bapak itu bertampang pervert, aneh, en

satu lagi dya kepo.

Bapak Kepo (BK) : Nak, kuliah ya??

Bocah : HHE?? *tampang bego* i... iya pak.

BK : hoooo.. di mana nak??

Bocah : *tampang (sok) berwibawa* di UI pak..

BK : jurusan apa??

Bocah : *dalem ati: Jashin... ni bapak kepo abis zzzz* Sastra Russia pak!!

BK : ohh.. bagus banged itu nak!! Blablablabla...

Si bapak kepo itu terus ngoceh, tapi si bocah malah asik2 dnger lagu dari hapenya, sambil ngangguk2 sebagai tanda dengerin si bapak. Bersyukurlah dya sebab halte Pulomas udah nyampe, en dya langsung turun supaya cepet lari dari si bapak kepo.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. Masi ingin cerita si bocah keparat ini??

Malemnya, si bocah maen omegle.

Stranger : asl?

Bocah : 18 M Russia

Stranger : which city? Moscow?

Bocah : No, Chernobyl

Stranger : but I heard that city was destroyed by nuclear a long time ago...

Bocah : yes, you right.

Stranger : WHAT??

Bocah : Ah, my mother is calling. Bye!

Apakah anda pernah chat en ketemu orang geje yang ngaku2 orang Russia?? Itu saya *ngakak guling2*

Rasakan kekuatan anak IPS! <--kok ganyambung?

Nah, berikutnya... Mari kita kembali ke aru madness...

Bukan, bukan Aru si Yao, tapi ARU, AL...

*mati sebelom cerita*

Kegilaan gw dimulae ketika gw art trade ama Conchi, terus gw pun memutuskan untuk memnggabar sumthing bwad Hantje. Apa yang Hantje sukai?? Gw pun menggambar FMA secara waktu animonster gambarnya FMA brotherhood, dya guling2 seneng kayak panda dikasi bambu.

Gw pernah tergila2 ama FMA waktu SD si, jadi gw masi inged2 dikid tentang FMA. Gw pun menggambar elricest karena cuma mereka yang gw inged /sob

Alhasil? Kenapa gw jadi dmen yah? OAo

JHSAXGJASHBCXKJSBXKJAHNKJAS ELRICESTTTTTTT

ALPHONSE AYO JADI ADEK GW AJAAAAAAA ;A;

*dilempar ke munchen*

Yes! It's holidei!

Yang mao rikues art, hayo marimarimariii~

ARUARU

Udah seminggu gw kena penyakit aneh yang ngga ada obatnya. Gejalanya adalah suka ngomong aruaru, kalo lyat hello kitty bermulut langsung dicaplok, suka dagang en mendadak nilai akunnya naek, dan doyan banged ama makanan bernama **** (disensor demi kepentingan bangsa dan negara).

Apakah itu?? Para ahli di Hawaii memberi nama penyakit itu " ARUARU LOVE SYNDROME". Penyakit di mana anda tidak bisa melupakan yao. mau makan inged yao, maw tidur inged yao, maw mandi inged yao.. semuanya serba yao~

ARGGGHHHH HELP ME OUT FROM THIS MADNESSS AAAAAAAAA

Okeh, tadi pagi gw melakukan suatu kebodohan.

Gini ceritanya, tyap sabtu kan gw disuruh ke kapel ama tante jin. (pengertian tante jin silakan dibaca dalem jurnal gw yang gw tag 'tante jin' ;D)

Nah, di tengah misa, gw tiba2 merasa mata gw berat abis (baca:ngantuk), en akhirnya pun gw ketiduran tapi masi setengah sadar.

Nah, taw2 ada lagu sebelom komuni kalo ga salah. Supaya kaga ketauan, gw pun mengambil puji syukur en nyanyi dengan suara sekenceng yang gw bisa supaya kaga ketauan kalo gw tidur. Dengan suara kenceng en segenap jiwa raga gw nyanyi (plus ngantuk mode on), gw pun nyanyi dengan sekenceng2nya.

Begitu lagu udah maw selese, kok gw ngerasa ending nih lagu kaga sesuai ama lirik en nadanya...

Gw melirik seluruh isi lagu itu, terus ke papan nomor lagu di deket altar.

EH JASHIN. GW NYANYI LAGU YANG SALAH.

Bused dah, kalo orang waras itu kalo salah lagu nyadar di awal2 en kaga bakal nyanyi kenceng2, GW NYANYI KENCENG ABIS EN SALAH PULAK LAGI.

Ruing yang duduk samping gw sampe cengok lyatin gw.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SUMPE GW BEGO ABIS

*mati ktawa*

Beidewei, ada yang inged soal manga yuri Sriwijaya-tan yang gw bikin?

Ada seseorang yang sangat gw sayangi cintai membuat fanartnya buat gw (dan menurut gw gambarnya jauh lebih keren daripada aseli bikinan gw)

AHHHH HANTJEEEEEE WHAII SRIWIJAYA SO MANRYYYYYYY AAAARRRGGGHHH
*mati*

Padahal gw bikin dya tipe tsundere-chara gitu loh xixixixixixixxi *muka mesum*

Marukaite chuugokuuu~~~

(Mulanya ni blog kaga bakal gw pake bwa ngerandom hetalia, tapi.. maksud hati memeluk gunung apa daya tangan tak sampai *halah* )

Tadi gw browsing2 Livejournal sekaligus lyat archive hetalia yang baru gw lyat. Hurrhurrr.. Dari archive htalia si gw dapet beberapa gambar, tapi gw males ngesave secara Ludwig aja kerjanya udah agak lelet D:
(gomen ne, Ludwig.. Jangan mati yah ;A; <--tiba2 melankolis)

Nah, di LJ, gw ngelyat pengumuman soal DVD vol. 4 hetalia (yang mungkin ga bakal pernah gw dapet), en covernya..
AAJBDJASKBDJHSABDJSANDJSNSJDNSKJ

ROCHU FANS BAKAL CARAMELDANSEN NGELYATNYAAAA (en gw juga)
YAOOOO LET'S GET MARRIED MARRIED MARIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED *ditabokin bang ivan*
I WANT IT SO BADLYYY I WANT ITTTTTTT!! *gugulingan di lante*
AJIB AJIB KNAPA DI INDO KAGA ADA HETALIA HUHUHUUUUUUU TTATT

dan.. Gw malah lebih pngen bonus dalem tuh DVD... Marukaite Chikyuu versi China en Russia!! JASHIINNN I WANT IT WANT IT WANT IT!!
(Baca : peduli amet ama versi bang Ivan, yang jelas gw mau versi Yao. *dihajar* )

Nah, berikutnya.. Banyak yang menanyakan sama gw kenapa di sekolah gw banyak fans Hetalia. Pertanyaan nya cukup aneh si, secara suka ato ngga tuh tergantung tiap2 orang XD

Tapi gw berhasil mengajak beberapa orang dmen Hetalia. Yang paling hebat adalah : gw menyeret orang yang SAMA SEKALI tidak suka anime manga jadi dmen Hetalia!

Option 1 : Jika teman anda anak IPS, cobalah kata2 berikut.
"Eh, susah blajar sejarah terutama perang2an antar negara? Ni gw saranin sesatu yang bagus. Lo buka yutub ato gugel, ketik HETALIA!"
Besoknya dijamin dya bakal cerita kegilaan Hetalia. Tunggu beberapa saat, dya akan menjadi koloni anda dalam ngomongin Hetalia.

Salah seorang tmen sekelas gw, sebut saja Fan-Fan *digebug Fan2*, gw suruh sesuai dengan kata2 gw di atas. Dan ternyata, dya malah membuka anime dengan sub inggris yang dikacau2in ini :

Bayangkan reaksi Fan2 saat itu. BWAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAK
Dan gw pun mengembalikan dya ke jalan yang bner demi nama baik Hetalia, Hidekaz Himaruya-sensei, gw dan nusa bangsa Indonesia *yang terakhir ganyambung*

Tapi, sejak gw mengembalikan Fan2 ke jalan yang bner.. Tebak siapa yang sangat2 dya gilai??

OMAIGAWD IT'S YOONGSO tukanggrepegrepecoughcoughcough
Dya hapal smua tentang Korea loh, politiknya lah, negaranya lah.. Dan termasuk mendukung kembali bersatunya Korea Selatan en Utara..
(en gw hampir aja nangis gara2 diceritain sejarah duwa Korea ntuh.. jadi inged doujinnya Lo-Wah... TT^TT )


Cepatlah hadir North Koreaaa~~ <--ngarep abis



Dan lagi, selama mencari gambar si tukanggrepegrepe ini, gw menemukan gambar dya sangat manry, sodara2...

MANRY! KOREA... Aniki proud of you~ LOL

TAMBAHAN
Males bikin entry baru *dihajar*

Baru lyat video yang dikasih mbah Keseran, en gw ambil screenshotnya nih dari video makhluk2 yang mirip chara APH. Sayang banged ga bisa di-embed D:

Ni foto orang yang (katanya) mirip Yao :

ASHAJDGSAJDHSAJKDNSJFNKJSDNF sumpe mirip banged D:
Pengumuman : bagi orang yang merasa fotonya saya pajang di atas
LET'S GET MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED


(aduh males ni gue belom cari biografi buat tugas religio besok.. wahahahahahahaha)