Sabtu, 30 Januari 2010

RONCAARRRRRR

Hey friends, remember this stupid TV commercial?? X'DDD


(start from here, it's Indonesian only because I know this commercial is for Indonesian TV broadcast only. sorry :D)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SERIUS GW GA BERENTI NGAKAK NONTONNYA LAGI X'DDDDDD *gugulingan*
dulu si emang pernah temen2 gw asik gitu ngegosipin nih iklan, dan gw ikutan. Sekarang gw nemu lagi iklannya di yutub dan gw ga berenti ngakak... Lagi.

kronologi ni iklan, kalo buffer video di atas lama:
adegan dimulai dengan lagu yang ga jelas banget genrenya, dangdut ngga pop juga ngga, tapi yang jelas udah bikin gw ngakak.
Terus dateng deh si pencuri bareng kroconya naek motor, terus menyelinap ke mobil dengan gaya super lebay gitu. Eh tauk2 bunyi tuh mobilnya, en pemiliknya si mbak2 gitu dateng dengan (sempet2nya) jalan ala catwalk gitu.

"Kasiaaannn deh loooo!! Makanya, pake roncar dong!!" <--bukannya ditangkep ato diapain kek malingnya, si mbak malah promosi. ckckck gaje abis.

Terus dateng deh dua biji orang lagi, yang satu ibu2 geje naek motor en satu lagi bapak2 chubby bermuka inosen tapi mesum (??)

"Anda pake roncar juga kan? Saya juga. Daaaahhhh~"
Terus mereka pergi, dan si mbaknya ngomong beberapa kata lagi.

Dan iklan geje ini ditutup dengan muncul logo roncar dan ada suara super lebay. RONCAAAARRRRRRRRRR

-endofroncarsectionhere-

HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
serius gw ngakak ga berenti sampe sekarang 8'DDDD
bahkan gw gatau roncar alarm antimaling itu dijual di mana wakakakakakakak X'DDDD

komentar pembaca (?):
Hantje : "Tau ga, bapak2 chubby yang numpang muncul itu yang punya perusahaan roncar lo!!"

Dimce : "Hahahahahahahaha geje abis, masa si mbaknya bukan nangkep malingnya malah sempet2nya ngomong 'kasian deh lo'"

Rin : "...Gw ga ngerti di mana letak lucunya di iklan."

Ageha : "...wkwkwkwkwkwk mata saya sakit."

...dan gw geje sekali menghabiskan waktu untuk mengetik artikel ini, juga semaleman ngetawain tuh video. huahahahahahahaha

Rabu, 27 Januari 2010

PSYCHIC

my father = has no psychic power
me = has a super power to sleep with eyes open, but NO psychic power

but me + my father = HAS PSYCHIC POWER!!
how can this happen? I don't really understand, maybe just a coincidence~
So, how is the story?

The story began when I'm back home from my dorm because tomorrow is holiday. And yeah, that damn tante jin scolded me for the strange reason, she said that I never ask her permission to do this that this that this that and yadda yadda yadda~
To hell with that, just who are you dammit?? =='' okay, I'm tired ranting about her. So just forget and curse her okay?

So, we were on the car, and we had a very very bad traffic jam. It was about 17.30 then.
"Hey, we can arrived at home at 22.00 PM if we have traffic jam like this~" I'm joking, but seriously it isn't funny at all if you are in the car.

And suddenly, we felt soooo hungry. My father asked me to choose where we would eat, and at first I choose Ta Wan because I love the porridge there. But my father suddenly changed our destination and we ate at sushi restaurant.

"I never been to sushi's restaurant before.. How much it is cost? Maybe just two of us will cost Rp. 150.000,- (about $15) " said my father, and he just joking.

We choose a random menu and ate until we couldn't walk again. And after we satisfied, we asked for the receipt.

and the receipt... It's read...

Rp. 150.000,-.

WOOOOWWWW IT'S THE SAME AS WE PREDICTED BEFORE. But seriously we didn't know about the price and just picked the food randomly.
And after finish eating, we just wander around Cibubur Junction without buying anything. What a waste of time LOLOLOL

when we arrived at home, I checked the time.

22.00 PM

WHAT A STRANGE DAY YOU KNOW 8DDDD

Kamis, 07 Januari 2010

Randoming~ lalalalala

I don't have any works to do... So allow me to share this LOL~

So, I was with my dormitory's friends, or my kouhai, or (again) my "step" sisters LOL. We were waiting for the bus in front of our dorm, and suddenly one of them called me.

"Sis, look at that."

So I looked at the flag that she show me. Because Indonesian's ex-president is died, so we all Indonesian must half-raised our flag (bendera setengah tiang LOL) to express our gratitude to him. But, I found this near my dorm :


...since when I lived in Poland?? LOL
three days has passed, and the flag is still... Like that. ==;;

Berikutnya, gw bahasa Indonesiain aja ya biar seru. Abis pake bahasa Inggris jadi garing krik krik gitu~
Jadi, di tengah pelajaran ekonometri, gw duduk samping Kachank, Erlin en Christy. Nah pas lagi belajar tentang teori indeks harga gitu, tauk2 si guru ngebahas satu rumus yang dinamain rumus Marshall-Edgeworth. Langsung deh gw ketawa2 X'DDD

dan mulailah si Kachank ngigo~
Bu Nur : ada pertanyaan, anak2??
Kachank : ada bu! *angkat tangan* itu Marshall-Edgeworth itu nama orang??
Bu Nur : *cengok* ya iyalah, ini nama dua orang, satunya Marshall dan satunya Edgeworth.
Kachank : *ngikik* kalo gitu.. Nama panjangnya Edgeworth siapa?
Bu Nur : ...gatau, belom kenalan.

HUWAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GURU GW GAHOL X'DDDD
terus Bu Nur ngejayus lagi,

Bu Nur : nama panjangnya ya?? Eddddddddddddgewooooooooooorrrrtttthhhhhhh~~~

LOLOLOL sumpe gw ga bosen belajar di kelas IPS2 8'DDD

Senin, 04 Januari 2010

WU SHUANG

YES YES YES I'M FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH DYNASTY WARRIORS/SAMURAI WARRIORS AGAIN <3<3<3
It's started when I'm bored in the middle of holiday... And I can't online because my brother used my Ludwig, and yes, he reads some of my KakuHidan R18 doujinshi. But he didn't tell me anything, so I can assume that he didn't read that. *slapped*
Or maybe he's in some kind of shock?? Oh, he must know what kind of human is his sister >D

I'm online sometimes, but I like to appear offline because I'm sick with my twitter friends. Sh*t, can them stop that stupid yuri conversations?? You're all a girl after all, dammit. It's seems like them have their own world and I'm just a foreigner who enter their WORLD FULL OF LOVE. Yeah dammit, but I already forget it, because I'm normal after all. ==;;
sorry if I'm too rude sometimes, but I feel likes a strange persons in there :'(
How I miss u Tacchin, Nachin, Orenchin, Noechin and other multiply friends~

Okay, back to the topics.
I'm mad somehow with my twitter friends, so I turn on the playstation and decided to play some hack-and-slash games. Oh rite, my DW6 isn't finished after all. And then, I just remembered how I love Gan Ning very much~
Oh Grandfather, why are you sooooo handsome??? >/////w/////<
marry me marry me marry me marry me marry me marry me marry me marry me marry me??
(oh rite, my mother's family name is Gan. Somehow I'm proud of it X'DDDD)
And I finished other character's musou mode. But still not finished all yet :(
curse you school, gimme time to finish it all wuaaaaaaaaa

I wanna draw something about DW/SW~ *sigh*

and I'm searching youtube for some SW/DW's soundtrack, and I found these :




GVCSDGFVBLKSDGVSHBGHSFDIGKHEW;G/FHSDFGFHSDKJBVD
JAY CHOU MADE SOME SONG FOR DW ;;w;;
wuaaaaaa I'm so happy and... and.... Its lyrics is somehow amazing and his video clip... Yeah, very DW 8DDDD




SAMURAI WARRIORS 2 GVBIUSFBVJDKFBKJDFNBFDMNBG
GAKUTO-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dies*

I more want Nintendo Wii for my sweet seventeen's present than a car *w*
but my mother wouldn't want that *sigh*, after all, she wants me for act more mature in my seventeen's party ==

Oh yeah, I found lots of DW/SW fanarts in pixiv. But this one attract me so much :


MOTOCHIKA/MITSUHIDE???? O/////_________/////O
GVDAUGVFSUGSR MUTTIIIIII I WANNA WII I WANNA WII I WANNA WII
and I found sooooo many fanarts of them. What's wrong with all of you?? ==
is them have any special relations in history??
*brbsearchinwikipritenao*